Are you on wikiFeet?

Technically yes. There is a page mostly dedicated to another Jennifer Tisdale, sister of Ashley Tisdale. However a picture of my bandaged foot is the top rated picture on her page. You’re welcome other Jennifer Tisdale!

Are you a human Shazam?

The rumors are true. I am able to identify a song based solely on the first few seconds played, whether it’s near or far. I can do nothing with this talent but brag about it here.

Aren’t you kind of connected to the Lincoln Assassination?

While I did not kill Abraham Lincoln myself, my family is somewhat involved. Henry Deringer is the gunsmith who made the Deringer Pistol which John Wilkes Booth would later use to assassinate Abraham Lincoln. I am the great times something granddaughter of Henry Deringer. Apologies!

You mentioned meeting two Kennedys. Which ones are they?

I briefly met Joseph Patrick Kennedy II during my time as a legal assistant at a law firm in Washington, D.C. I have no feelings about this encounter other than he was very pleasant. Years later while working at a media/events company, I met Robert Kennedy Jr. who I was tasked with babysitting. I remember buying him coffee then saying, “I can’t believe I’m paying for a Kennedy. You all have more money than God.”